BlogMay 31, 2004 1:41 AM ET

I'm still alive

I've been really busy the past few days. Sadly, this blog has suffered. I promise at least one great story this upcoming week. In the meantime, here are a few random tidbits from this past weekend:

- the kid across the street knocked on my door two days ago and wanted to partake in some lacrosse. I told him I couldn't because I was about to eat dinner. I felt like a 10 year-old who was being asked to come out and play by a friend, and I couldn't because mommy was making me eat dinner. Only, I'm not a 10 year-old, and the kid across the street isn't my friend, and I wasn't eating dinner.

- there are white trash elements creeping into my neighborhood as well. There is some dude a few houses up who has a racing trailer that he parks out front. Horrible. And some DJ dude two houses up has a big tacky white DJ truck. He's always out fixing speakers in his driveway. And then about one hundred yards away is the dude who works on his car. He drinks PBR and listens to .38 Special. In about ten years this place is going to be the ghetto. It always starts out like this.

- Boggle is one of the greatest games ever. However, if you ever wind up playing with people who want to count three-letter words, get up and leave. You're with a bunch of idiots. I'm pretty good at Boggle, but my one sister schools me every time. She's all cocky about it too. Bitch. She'll put down words that she doesn't even know exists. Then she'll whip out a 700 page dictionary and be like "See, a 'haritutu' is a shrub of Persian lineage. I knew it was a word." Fuck that.

Alright, I'm going to go attempt to watch Gods & Generals, again. I've tried to watch it like four times during the past week, yet I keep falling asleep ten minutes into it. If I didn't have Comcast On-Demand, I wouldn't even have the opportunity to waste so much time.


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the_pope_ 5/30/2004 11:51:06 PM

i would have totally schooled that kid at lacrosse. you should have.

portal_ 5/31/2004 12:34:22 AM

very nice blog

erwhuntle_ 5/31/2004 8:06:32 AM

haha. someone is going to owe someone fitty bones pretty soon. it hasn't even been a month, and the slacking is like totally evident and stuff, w. w00t.

Wyld Weasil_ 5/31/2004 5:07:36 PM

hey look at it this way, turn into the ghetto or be surrounded by gay people throwing their money at everything, trust me, that sux

renegade_ 5/31/2004 8:57:06 PM

fck Boggle. Balderdash is the greatest word board game ever.

Sekio_ 5/31/2004 9:06:51 PM

Scrabble beats the hell out of both of them bitches. Balderdash is still pretty fun. I haven't played Boggle in years, I remember it being fun but don't remember the game. keep us posted on that kid. I suggest posting a picture of him so we can put a face to him.

jesuschristsuperstar_ 6/1/2004 8:32:30 AM

nothing wrong with PBR....38 special, on the other a different story.

the pancake man_ 6/1/2004 8:45:37 AM

on-demand is definitely a goldmine, especially when you have HBO or Stars. it gives you the chance to watch all the movies you really didn't care that much about to rent, but fck it, it's free, right? you should ask the kid across the street if he sells pot.

john_doe_ 6/1/2004 9:12:53 AM

is that the same kid that played your drums? is he so socially inept that he can't make friends w/ ppl that are of his own age? and are there really white trash ghettos?! hahaha

hass_ 6/1/2004 10:30:59 PM

i'm a great scrabbler, as the goaters already know.