Is I DECLARE WAR Funny Or Mean? You Decide.
As they frequently do, I Declare War was on Facebook yesterday pimping their "Eat P*ssy; Chug Whiskey; Hail Satan" hoodie when someone commented negatively about the item. The "conversation" below ensued. (For better or for worse, a bunch of people feel strongly about it, so we're sharing.)
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Post Commentband sucks. that fan is a moron. how have you not seen that shirt/hoodie before hand? They've printed them for years.
Immaturity radiating off a deathcore band. Shocked.
last time I saw their merch it was fck your t-ts show me your c*nt, how is this kid just seeing their merch also that attempt to at "i think self titled blah blah blah suck up" was pathetic the worst was IDW though. someone was drunk on the fb fingers
Band is awful , hoodie is dumb and Austin Fritz seems like he isn't sure what bathroom he Should be taking a piss in yet
I thought people stopped wearing stuff like this and foil print in 2008
This is kinda funny. No one can take a joke these days.
Hey they are living up to their name, what dyou expect? Not everyone is a PC public relations ass kisser. This just shows they are genuine about what they do and ain't going for it for the fame ect.
Overrated. Which is funny cause they don't have much to stand for.
The best part is when he rightfully says "remember you represent every member of the band," only problem is Jamie is LITERALLY the only person in the band. Hired guns for all the tours they aren't doing.
Deathcore Jon here. Just wanna say if you guys need to take me back I will claim edge again and reclaim my throne. Lmk. Find me on tinder.
Doesn't Dan Defonce run their social media?
Holy shit Jamie, this is fcking embarrassing.
I hate this band's music, but after that, they might be my favorite band.
Jesus, what a childish band. fcking losers.
Emmure should be on this but ... Frank declared himself no longer "edgey" today on twitter
I'd rather do meth and shots of wild turkey then what's listed on that hoodie ..f**kin deathcore pansies
"you are the problem" taking one right out the the #metoo playbook. this band sucks; "cringy" is a great way to describe their music. it sounds like it was written by 12 year olds.
Band is shit. Thread is a bullshit work. Commenter and band are in on it for publicity to boost sales of their garbage merch and are kicking a percentage down to him. Don't be a mark, this is some kayfabe bullshit through and through.
I know that kid, he's a piece of shit with no knowledge about politics or anything really. That band is also horrible, but most bands like this are emotionally stunted at age 13 so.
Everyone is entitled to their shitty opinion. Love em or hate em, they had the right to defend themselves being that this idiot kid flaunted his shit in their public place. It won't stop people from buying their shit, so everyone can shut the fck up.
I endorse this message. And Jamie is a sweetheart. We ate pizza together once. It was on a cold day in Flagstaff, AZ... It was magical.
Lol IDW didn't even write half their shit, it was mostly ghost written...