man attempts to derail Ted Cruz campaign with horrid allegations

Few things in this world are more offensive than Nickelback, so Presidential candidate Ted Cruz must bristle every time he's associated with the band, right? Probably not, but regardless, for the past few weeks some anonymous fellow has been showing up at various Ted Cruz campaign events in Iowa with a sign proclaiming that Cruz is a Nickelback fan. I have no clue if Cruz knows who Nickelback is, but if he in fact likes them, he's clearly not fit to President of the United States.

At least the band themselves have a sense of humor about it, as you can see below.

NICKELBACK Employee of the Month. January 2016. #Election2016 #Nickelback4President pic.twitter.com/L4j2Y7hKbX

— Nickelback (@Nickelback) January 12, 2016