BlogJanuary 7, 2016 1:25 PM ET

Upon A Burning Body calls out 'you f*cks who run your mouth'

Texan deathcore band Upon A Burning Body has a lot of fans. They also have a lot of non-fans, dare I use the trite word "haters." They're apparently sick of it too, unleashing a bit of venom via Facebook today:

"We will make sure to write a song about all you fucks who run your mouth but are still obviously paying attention to everything we do. Get the fuck out of here then."

Not surprisingly, reaction to their statement was mixed.

Let's face it, many people have been annoyed with the band since their July 2014 publicity stunt, in which they pretended that singer Danny Leal was missing. On the other hand, the stunt does seem to have served its intended purpose, as the band's next album debuted in the Top 40 albums in the United States.

Of course there was also that weird drama between frontman Leal and ex-Gwar vocalist Vulvatron last summer too (the whole thing is partially our fault for spreading the word).

Anyway, we eagerly await the new song UABB is going to write. By the way, if you hate the band, please stop paying attention already. It's pissing them off.

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anonymous 1/7/2016 10:44:09 AM

The real joke here is these guys saying they're going to write a song. They don't write any of their own songs. Fuxking losers

anonymous 1/7/2016 11:07:12 AM

Bro's who can't take criticism of their generic metal band. Get over yourselves, bro's.

anonymous 1/7/2016 11:21:04 AM

Oh look, more haters. You're exactly the guys they're calling out. You're paying attention to them right now. You are paying attention to the articles written, you know their music type, and you're saying they don't write their own music. How much do you know about them? Really? And why are you paying so much attention to them if you don't listen to them? How about YOU get the fck out of here?

anonymous 1/7/2016 11:34:54 AM

lambgoat is stoked about this article and this boring metal band

anonymous 1/7/2016 11:38:27 AM

oh look, danny leal's fggt ass posted on this

anonymous 1/7/2016 11:43:28 AM

fcker got mad beats by a chick.

genghisjohn 1/7/2016 11:50:00 AM

Band gets trolled. Writes troll song in response to trolls. Obviously paying attention to everything trolls do.

anonymous 1/7/2016 12:24:55 PM

lol @ these comments. ya good job sucking band never even heard one song of yours cry please

anonymous 1/7/2016 1:56:21 PM

Don't y'all mean you're waiting for dude from for today to send you your record?

anonymous 1/7/2016 2:45:53 PM

Haha these guys take shit too serious. I love em, and their music, but they're straight up goons. Danny seems like quite the egotistical hothead. They definitely write their own music too idk why you would think that.

anonymous 1/7/2016 7:29:55 PM

don't pre-teens seek attention the same way this guy is? i wonder what made him run away from home? did his parents not get him what he wanted for x-mas?

anonymous 1/8/2016 6:30:53 AM

Upon A Pouting Body

anonymous 1/8/2016 6:40:40 AM

hahahahahaha. renamed band to upon a bloody tampon. wastes of space, made top 40 as a cruel joke to make them think they had fans, what they really did was buy the cd's and mp3's put them on expensive iphones and then burned the iphones. upon a burning body, you are the equivalent of 90's Are You Johnny Ray (who wants to know?)

anonymous 1/8/2016 6:42:39 AM

same guy as above here. i forgot one thing. your music has a magical power. it has the ability to make grown ass men shit themselves. your music should be studied by science on how exactly every song hits the brown note and makes me shit myself. like, taco bell after a night of drinking shits.

anonymous 1/8/2016 9:41:22 AM

Lol gotta have a record "deal" first danny douche boy. Get the feeeling your time's up? Me too

anonymous 1/9/2016 7:44:40 PM

lol @ 90s are you jimmy ray "how bizarre, how bizarre" -OMC

anonymous 1/10/2016 10:43:12 AM

I shouldve beat your faaggot ass is Montreal, DANNY.

anonymous 1/11/2016 6:01:22 AM

i am from texas, and you make me hate texas. im pretty sure that texas would sign a deal to stop spreading rumors of seceding if you guys were forced to claim you were from oklahoma, or anywhere but texas. your music sounds like the writing process starts with a circle jerk around a tv playing paid-for-meatspin.