win a free tattoo of Attila singer's face
In today's installment of "contests normal people don't want to win," Attila vocalist Chris Fronzak (Fronz) has launched an exciting new contest:
"This is probably the coolest contest I've ever done, who wants a free tattoo?!?"
Look, I wouldn't get anyone's face permanently inked on my body, but I can at least understand why some out there might get a tattoo of some iconic figure (e.g. Sitting Bull, Marilyn Monroe, Jesus, whatever). However, can someone please explain to me what human being would consider it an honor to have the portrait of an average vocalist of an average metalcore/deathcore band tattooed on their one and only body? Disturbingly, responses to Fronz' Instagram post include: "So excited for this," "I'm doing this," "Do you have to be 18+," and "I'd do it if I had the money."
Let me boil this down for you: some singer wants you to purchase the merch he's selling for a chance to win a tattoo of his face on your body. Read that sentence back a few times and then punch somebody in the face.
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Post CommentTyler from blessed by a broken heart did this as well. He's a tattoo artist himself and some kid got Tyler's face on his neck. Blessed by a broken heart are no longer a band and that kids neck is still tattooed
Why the fck did he have to pick my birthday to do this shit? The day is ruined, ruined I tell you.
All members of Emmure are frantically clicking on the "confirm order" tab.
i would add a butthole to his chin for the person getting that tattoo
The bigger your Stay Sick order is, the more likely you are to win.
here for the comments. not disappointed so far
Dislike is turning into hate. fck this f4ggot, winner is going to regret tattoo and suicide them self
The only way this tattoo will look good: someone gets it right on their jerk. Cmon, you "Hardcore" Atilla fans... lets see just how badass you REALLY are! #yourenothardcoreunlessyou livehardcore
As much as i fcking hate this dude, he is a marketing genius.
this isn't marketing genius... kid's are just fcking dumb now.
Dear lambgoat owner and all commented, Suck my fck - Chris "stay sick" Fronzilla
Dear lambgoat commented, Suck my fck - Chris "stay sick" Fronz
contest only open to mutants with mental deficiencies.
Make sure they amplify the scar on his stupid face that he got for fcking around and talking shit in Flint.
Anyone who would want to win this would need their parents permission first.