BlogJune 13, 2005 10:44 PM ET

totally fucking gay

Lambgoat receives many CDs for review. We sometimes receive some strange stuff... stuff that defies explanation. For instance, we recently got a CD from some outfit called Totally Fucking Gay. Pictured on the CD's cover is the torso of a shirtless dude wearing a tight bathing suit (with a dramatic bulge in full view). Prominently featured on the cover is the title of the record, "With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas?". On the back of the CD is pictured an old-school Silex Juicit (circa 1968) citrus juicer. Lord only knows what some sex-craved lunatic would do with this piece of equipment, with its protruding... well, you get get idea. Anyway, along with the juicer is the fabulous track listing, featuring the following:

1. Elton John Is Hot
2. I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake
3. A Celebration Of Our Manliness
4. Jail Aint So Bad
5. Girls Are Icky
6. Men In Uniform
7. Hetero Bashing
8. An Orgy With The Village People

Unfortunately for the band, I will never listen to this CD. I won't even unwrap it. In fact, after handling it for a few minutes, I felt the need to thoroughly wash my hands (with antibacterial soap). So that's it... it nows sits in a box somewhere, right next to an unopened Bayside CD.


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jerkface_ 6/13/2005 7:58:50 PM

Hahahaha. I saw an ad for this in the most recent Resound. It brought the roffles.

bolognapony_ 6/13/2005 10:00:36 PM

That's pretty damn funny. Give it to Cory to review. I would like to the track sample to be "Jail Ain't so Bad."

808_ 6/13/2005 11:08:25 PM

DUDE Bayside is sweet and I would love to listen to that cd.

anonymous 6/13/2005 11:38:33 PM

ah looks like my flag day gift arived early, enjoy!

anonymous 6/13/2005 11:39:20 PM

oh wait i thought it was gay day woops

Liftmycurse_ 6/14/2005 8:53:34 AM

If you have any cd's you want to get rid of post them up for sale or i'll give you cost of shipping for them.

Matt w/MetalReview_ 6/14/2005 1:50:36 PM

I thought that was sent to us as a joke, but I guess not. http://www.metalreview.com/viewreview.aspx?ID=1704

deez_nutz_ 6/14/2005 1:54:54 PM

please review more racist bands

Sekio_ 6/14/2005 5:37:18 PM

Take a picture of the album cover!

din_ 6/14/2005 7:52:37 PM

lololol great blog. Great publicity for this shit gay band. I have to admit, I want to hear this. I imagine it will be pretty funnay

drew_ 6/14/2005 10:39:57 PM

hah, we actually reviewed that. http://www.metalreview.com/viewreview.aspx?ID=1704

drew_ 6/14/2005 10:40:53 PM

shit. nevermind, matt got it covered.

john_doe_ 6/15/2005 12:05:40 AM

haha. make it a 'secret shitbox surprise' for some of the contest winners.

Mike_ 6/15/2005 6:29:39 AM

“An Orgy With The Village People” “In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big c-cks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”

mydixiewrecked_ 6/15/2005 11:55:36 AM

n00dz or it doesn't exist

a_new_religion_ 6/17/2005 12:52:53 AM

whats with all the hate?? review the fcking album!

alcoholic_ 7/25/2005 2:48:44 PM

*listens furiously* -theocean

deathbringer_ 8/3/2005 11:24:33 PM

Too funny. I got one too, and I won't be reviewing it on Metalunderground.com. I did actually unwrap it and listen to it to skip over some songs. Regardless of how offensive it might seem, the music is not even relevant to any non-techno/electro site. It was horrible as well.