BlogApril 8, 2005 11:53 AM ET

whatever and ever amen

So I've decided to take a new approach to this blog. Rather than wait until I have something intersting to write about, I'm just going to write whatever. I'll attempt to insert random high-school stories here and there, but there just aren't enough to sustain this thing.

Today is Friday and that's a good thing I suppose. I'm drinking Dunkin' Donuts coffee which is always a plus. I have a ton of work to do today, both with Lambgoat and otherwise. I'm sure about a quarter of it will get done. Complicating matters is the fact that I'm going to New York City on Sunday for a brief vacation. I'm going to see the Broadway play Rent. I know nothing about it, but I'm sure I'll enjoy it. Oddly, I've also got tickets to see a taping of The View. Disturbing, I know, but Oprah is taped in Chicago, so I had to pick something else. Maybe I'll get a free American Eagle t-shirt or something. Sadly, the attractive ex-Survivor host won't be there because she just had a baby. So I'll have to stare at Star Jones for a few hours. Hot.

One thing most people don't know about me is that I'm a connoisseur of celebrities. I read People. I watch E!. I watch the Oscars. I'm not sure how it happened, but it's true. When Gywenth Paltrow gets a new pair of Manolo Blahniks, I'm like the ninth person to know. There, I've come clean. Now be a champ and admit something less than flattering about yourself in the comments section. Pussy.


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d4n_ 4/8/2005 9:21:11 AM

eat shit

MANBITESDOG_ 4/8/2005 9:21:36 AM


anonymous 4/8/2005 9:31:55 AM

i drive an aqua marined colored car. i feel really gay about it.

RobertRedford_ 4/8/2005 11:31:24 AM

I hate plays and for that matter NYC! Everytime I go there is rains...

Cory_ 4/8/2005 11:34:18 AM

I've seen Rent and didn't really enjoy it. I've actually seen four plays on Broadway and I don't live anywhere near New York City. That's kind of embarassing. Also, I was genuinely excited about the remaster of Whatever and Ever Amen by Ben Folds Five. That's embarassing I guess.

hxcobd_ 4/8/2005 12:39:02 PM

This blog reeks of desperation and failure.

din_ 4/8/2005 1:19:41 PM

I like that Ciara song "Oohh". I would also like to do her in the butt.

Mike_ 4/8/2005 3:45:58 PM

Isn't Anna Kournakova (?) filling in for that View chick while she is out...that would be worth going. I think?

wigram_ 4/8/2005 5:38:18 PM

you gay! i like that one kelly clarkson son. most likely cuz i wanna fck her. yeah that's it

sawtooth_ 4/8/2005 6:11:49 PM

when no one is looking, i dip my weiner in the deep fryer.

nightmare_ 4/8/2005 7:14:50 PM

I really enjoy taking a shit. Like, REALLY enjoy it. Its my "quiet" time, and gives me time to do crosswords. Sometimes i eat extra spicy food and fiber just so I get to have more time in there.

tyler_ 4/8/2005 9:24:18 PM

I have also sat through a taping of the view while I was attending CMJ in 2002

Danimov_ 4/8/2005 11:10:48 PM

I was born with ambiguous genitals - that makes me a man AND A WOMAN - beat that fckers

john_doe_ 4/9/2005 1:13:44 AM

d00d. my girlfriend's US weekly--i read it religiously. i wish danboston was around. he truly knows his celebrity gossip.

d4n_ 4/9/2005 1:18:19 AM

i went to the oscars, celebrities were taking pictures of me. go to broadway and 111th in nyc i think that's where that famous restaurant is that is on seinfeld, you know... monks

Suicidal_ 4/9/2005 1:31:59 AM

I used to work at the gap in high school. I fcking hate myself.

d4n_ 4/9/2005 3:53:41 AM

the gap is a good store, pretty much buy all my shirts there, those plain stretch gap t-shirts that are 2 for $25 are the best.

matt_ 4/9/2005 10:09:16 AM

webmaster please go and find your dick

Jhonn_ 4/9/2005 5:59:52 PM

I write record reviews for Actually, I feel pretty good getting that off my chest. I guess maybe its unflattering that I call my mom every few weeks to see what's up at home. I don't mind chatting with her at all. I hope it's not some Oedipus kind of thing...

xadfx_ 4/9/2005 7:52:48 PM


emoxfag_ 4/10/2005 4:44:55 PM

i like th OC. i watch it all the time. i also love gilmore girls.

tylerxiowa_ 4/11/2005 1:07:47 AM

i call my grandma and my mother every morning and last year i had a dream that i walked into a bathroom, pulled down my pants and pissed in a urinal. the problem is that i woke up and i was actually pissing all over everywhere. god what a shit life.

ihavegas_ 4/11/2005 7:19:48 AM

i masturbate constantly and i watch e as well...

hiphopper 1_ 4/11/2005 4:35:23 PM

you guys are so sick wit it im going to start my own band foe

frenetic_amnesic_ 4/12/2005 12:03:46 PM

i read all the tabloids i.e. us weekly, star, in touch, etc etc....i love juicy celebrity gossip.

herb_ 4/15/2005 7:52:04 PM

the drum and bass and rave music i listen to most would consider gay...i feel much better now

Marc_ 4/20/2005 1:49:33 PM

I admit that I'm somewhat of a "metrosexual" (straight guys that do slightly girly things). I have to have a specific soap in the bathroom, I'm keep a vast array of hair product well stocked, etc. And hey, REAL men use moisturizer.

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