Blog•April 8, 2005 12:27 AM ET
Sorry, I simply haven't had anything to write about. Honestly, I still don't have anything to write about, haha. Quite frankly, my life is rather mundane for the time being. I'm watching The Apprentice right now as I type this. I can't stand Donald Trump. This guy is the most arrogant motherfucker. In fact, he's so conceited that his handlers are too timid to tell the guy that his hair is just downright ridiculous. I don't know, he just doesn't impress me too much. He inherited a shitload of money from his father and made a shitload of additional money as a result. Big deal. Bill Gates has enough money under his sofa cushions to buy Trump and his stepford wife. Incidentally, I missed going to school with Donald Trump Jr. by one year. He enrolled at my prep school a few months after I stopped going there. Bummer. I would have liked to have met the kid. Instead, I got to go to school with Julius Erving Jr. I'll never forget the time he and I (and a bunch of other people) were both in the recreation room at school and a commercial came on TV with Erving Jr. playing basketball with some Nerf concoction. He just sat there smiling at the TV. It was odd. I never really talked to the kid, but he wasn't as good at basketball as he should have been. I saw his dad (Dr. J, for those of you who don't know who the hell I'm talking about) around campus a few times, tooling around in a Range Rover. Fuck it, I'm rambling... but one thing is certain, Dr. J owns Donald Trump. Then again, I am watching The Apprentice. I lose.