BlogMarch 22, 2005 6:52 PM ET

i'm still angry about it

One time when I was about 10, I was tagging along with my older sister and a few of her friends (they were all about age 15). We were walking across a bridge that spanned a pond near my house, when everyone stopped to look at some fish in the water. As we turned to resume walking across the bridge, my hand unintentionally brushed up against the crotch of one girl. It was a total accident. However, the girl started freaking out, screaming "OMG!! You pervert!!! He touched me!!! OMG!!" I didn't know what do to. I sheepishly backed away, looking at my sister for help. She staunchly defended me, saying that I would never do something like that. This girl wasn't buying it though. She looked at me with a disturbing combination of fear and repulsion. I wanted to kick her in the face. The other girls stared at me suspiciously. I walked home, embarrassed and angry.

I've encountered this girl (she's now a lady of course) many times over the years. In fact, her younger sister married one of my best friends. We've not ignored each other or anything overt, but have never alluded to nor discussed the "crotch incident." So several weeks ago, when her younger sister and my friend had their newborn son baptized, I was the godfather, and she was the godmother. As we stood next to each other during the ceremony, in front of the whole church, I soooo wanted to grab her crotch. Then I would have kicked her in the face. Oh well.


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john_doe_ 3/22/2005 4:50:39 PM

there should be no inhibitions w/ crotch-shots.

xwarriorx_ 3/22/2005 4:51:14 PM

1st post...perve!

din_ 3/22/2005 5:13:58 PM

I woulda been all, "yea, i grabbed ya cooch, bitch. Whatchu gonna do bout it?". Then i would have flashed her my 9.

d4n_ 3/22/2005 7:53:41 PM

^^ "your" retarded

Sekio_ 3/22/2005 8:22:02 PM

Do you hink she even still remembers it?

d4n_ 3/22/2005 8:50:09 PM

webmaster = godfather? you should have grabbed her crotch and said "never go against the family"

myktoolbox_ 3/22/2005 9:26:57 PM

you need to register as a fun offender fcknut

bernie_ 3/22/2005 11:10:08 PM


despairismymuse_ 3/23/2005 12:53:02 AM

ahahaha go for the crotch webby!

deframon_ 3/23/2005 8:23:53 AM

been there except it was ass

horsecow_ 3/23/2005 9:17:05 AM

i definitely would've ball-tapped her at the baptismal font. then dunked her head.

SMokeOutLoud_ 3/23/2005 4:03:04 PM

hey size doesnt matter

ghetto_paul_ 3/24/2005 12:50:26 PM

if you had actually grabbed her crotch, in church, at your godson's baptism... I don't think I'd be exaggerating in saying that would have been one of the funniest incidents in the history of humanity. But alas, you pussied out. Good blog though.

xirishgodx_ 3/24/2005 4:34:30 PM


subject213_ 3/24/2005 4:55:28 PM

I didnt know people scream out letters like "OMG"

xpissangelx_ 3/26/2005 6:45:40 PM


CJ_ 3/28/2005 8:17:16 PM

hahahaaha! yes!

Dustin _ 3/31/2005 8:42:21 PM

We all know he did it on purpose, and we all know we would do it too.

Ash_ 4/1/2005 12:42:06 PM

Webby, this is why I love and respect you. And you should have done it. Maybe your godson will grow up to be a crotch grabber too.

d4n_ 4/5/2005 3:26:25 PM

ok, new fcking blog already

froggman55_ 4/6/2005 1:27:44 PM

So did she have a nice beaver?

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