BlogFebruary 22, 2005 2:41 PM ET

best card ever

When I was a child, my father got a card in the mail that had a picture of Jesus on the front. Beneath the picture it said "Jesus loves you..."

Once opened, the card simply said "Everyone else thinks you're an asshole." The card wasn't signed, nor was there a return address. However, it was at that moment that I had an epiphany -- there were people out there who didn't like my father. As strange as it sounds now, this is somewhat of a shock to most children the first time it dawns on them.

We never found out who sent that card.


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tyler_ 2/22/2005 12:54:35 PM

Wow, first post! My dad gets cards like that all the time! everybody hates him. hahaha

alcoholic_ 2/22/2005 1:49:49 PM

what did your dad do for work?

nick_ 2/22/2005 2:40:24 PM

that was rather funny, i want one

words_on_a_Screen_ 2/22/2005 5:20:44 PM

shit blog.

StreetForce_ 2/22/2005 6:21:32 PM

dawesome. dodally dawesome

jerkface_ 2/22/2005 7:03:21 PM

So...how about those bannings, webbie?

izold_ 2/23/2005 6:47:32 AM

my dad passed early

anonymous 2/23/2005 7:59:26 AM

YOUR MOM SENT IT

tyler_ 2/23/2005 5:21:19 PM

i can't believe i got the first post, god i am amazing. if i didn't try to beat my sister, i bet my parents would actually love me... oh well.

d4n_ 2/23/2005 7:30:55 PM

fck you, you gay ass fired crotched web dork

d4n_ 2/23/2005 8:37:47 PM

hahaha

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THat's afunny joke(but)not in this situation.

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