Blog•February 22, 2005 2:41 PM ET
best card ever
When I was a child, my father got a card in the mail that had a picture of Jesus on the front. Beneath the picture it said "Jesus loves you..." Once opened, the card simply said "Everyone else thinks you're an asshole." The card wasn't signed, nor was there a return address. However, it was at that moment that I had an epiphany -- there were people out there who didn't like my father. As strange as it sounds now, this is somewhat of a shock to most children the first time it dawns on them.We never found out who sent that card.