BlogDecember 27, 2004 6:13 PM ET

fistula turncoat

I was watching The Today Show this morning and they had some dude on talking about "Google whacks." What is a Google whack, you might be asking? This simplistic game essentially involves going to Google, entering two words in the search bar, and receiving only one site result. The two words must both be real words. For instance, at this present time, if you search Google for "fistula regiment" (do not include the quotation marks when doing the actual search), you will receive 680 site results. This is definitely not a Google whack. The guy on The Today show explained that his very first Google whack was "dork turncoat." It's harder than you think actually. I just did a search for "gangrene gnome" and got 1,250 results.

If you already knew all of this, please accept my apologies. If you didn't, what are you waiting for? Go whack your Google.


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xTheseBrokenArmsx_ 12/27/2004 3:22:53 PM


Cory_ 12/27/2004 3:29:13 PM

you need to stop watching the Today Show. That shit does to your brain what our parents always tried to tell us metal did to our brains.

erwhuntle_ 12/27/2004 4:12:38 PM

so did this guy just make it up and give it a name?

despairismymuse_ 12/27/2004 5:28:08 PM

damn, that's having way too much time to waste...oh wait.

me_ 12/27/2004 6:54:39 PM

holy shit this is tough

evil fucking hero_ 12/27/2004 7:14:05 PM

lambgoat relentlessness

generic_gimmick_ 12/27/2004 7:16:35 PM

Wow, slow news day.

xadfx_ 12/27/2004 7:32:31 PM

lambgoat homogay

Lance_Ducotte_ 12/27/2004 10:17:09 PM

Maybe he's using the "FEELING LUCKY" option

cobra_commanDER_ 12/27/2004 11:53:01 PM

"roentgenographic decemberist" I ended up with 2 results, but they are from the same website...*fails* ...or not?

cobra_agAIN_ 12/27/2004 11:56:09 PM

oops it's "decembrist"

vegans_taste_good_ 12/28/2004 1:07:20 AM

why do this when i have the lambgoat board? *google whacks furiously*

Fraulein_ 12/28/2004 3:30:40 AM

graphicality satirist

d4n_ 12/28/2004 10:33:10 AM

too googlewhack no care

foulmouth_ 12/28/2004 1:32:38 PM

neurotoxin luminate

DoctorDooom_ 12/28/2004 3:17:55 PM

Disectomy helmets

faghomo_ 12/28/2004 11:44:49 PM

maniacally flatulation!!!!

ugly old guy_ 12/29/2004 12:52:54 AM

i tried ass poop, got 302,000 results, and gave up

zoviet_ 12/29/2004 2:42:14 AM

2004 is yr for metal ever and yet so full of horrid tragedies. fck!!!!!!!

zoviet_ 12/29/2004 2:43:56 AM

silly boy.....that was meant for the report on Nsaum's missing vocalist!

d4n_ 12/29/2004 9:38:56 AM

^ what a fcking dumbass

ghetto_paul_ 12/29/2004 11:31:00 AM

I got one on the first try: "pancake elephant"

mikecole_ 12/30/2004 9:48:15 AM

obsequous greedy

xc=gayxcorex_ 12/30/2004 1:29:39 PM

surprisingly when you put in roentgenographic gremlins you get zero results is that the ultimate win?

blindnation_ 12/30/2004 3:53:14 PM

stye lambgoat...not original, but it works

blindnation_ 12/30/2004 3:54:27 PM

obsequeous dyke ....that one worked wonders

blindnation_ 12/30/2004 3:55:09 PM

fck...someone already used obsequeous

azn til death_ 12/30/2004 11:59:55 PM

patrasque mirage was my best and still 2 results

ghetto_paul_ 12/31/2004 9:01:59 AM

enthnocentric rhinoceros: one result

anonymous 12/31/2004 7:31:50 PM

atreyu good 0...damn I only missed it by 1.

spig_ 1/1/2005 7:27:38 AM

There's a book by a british comedian (Dave Gorman), all about it , its well worth getting hold of

Captain_ 1/2/2005 9:55:27 AM

"Campanulate vertices" gets two results, "Cuneiform meat" gets one

the pope_ 1/2/2005 12:54:36 PM

i got a google whack, it was raincoat diggereedoo.

xpissangelx_ 1/6/2005 11:55:26 AM

demiurge playground

Screamin Jay Hawkins_ 1/6/2005 12:53:21 PM

duedonum best got 3

longcoldstare_ 1/7/2005 12:05:09 PM

hydrogeologic cranium

John Smiley_ 1/7/2005 6:28:58 PM

coprophilic marionette - bitches

anonymous 1/17/2005 7:26:09 PM

it doesn't count if you idiots can't spell

????_ 3/10/2005 11:17:08 AM


anonymous 4/1/2005 11:07:14 PM

xylophonic spatula is our first !!