BlogJune 29, 2004 11:12 AM ET

another satisfied customer

We just received this communique from a fan of our album reviews:

The people you have reviewing albums are complete morons. They give some of the best bands bad reviews and CD's like the new KsE get good reviews? Why don't you hand your cds to people who actually dig what they're going to review instead of handing it to some kid who is obviously a fan of shit like Boys Night Out. I'm serious, worst reviews I have ever seen. - Devin

He's right about everything. This is what disturbs me the most. Sometimes it takes someone to just tell the truth for it to really hit home. All of the lies. All of the denial. All of the ramen. It's all melting away as I finally look in the mirror for once. I just paid $500 to have a classified ad in the New York Times looking for new reviewers. Two of the requirements were an intense hotness for Killswitch Engage, and an unbridled worship of Boys Night Out. This sucks ass.


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horseheadxbookends_ 6/29/2004 8:37:51 AM

i like KSE Focker, can you milk me??

jesuschristsuperstar_ 6/29/2004 8:59:01 AM

i'll take over reviews man....don't sweat it.

Cory_ 6/29/2004 10:31:24 AM

If enough people give a shit about Lambgoat's reviews to bitch all the time, just imagine the sort of angry emails Jeffrey Lyons or Roger Ebert must get.

DanO_ 6/29/2004 12:01:54 PM

Yea, as far as quality goes - two words - Dragon Force - so screw ya' all

erwhuntle_ 6/29/2004 12:45:23 PM

too not messageboard, no read

Big_E_ 6/29/2004 4:42:33 PM

Lambgoat Hardcore // Metal // Music You Hate // Good reviews for KsE // Bad Reviews For Bands You Like

roger_ 6/29/2004 5:19:57 PM

Lambgoat's review of Killswitch isn't that complimentary - http://www.lambgoat.com/albums/view.aspx?id=1102

Rad_ 6/29/2004 6:10:56 PM

You don't understand dumb asses - Dragon Force is it

Hawkin_ 6/30/2004 4:06:47 AM

Agreed, worst reviews ever.

hass_ 6/30/2004 4:28:25 AM

haha, that's awesome.

ugly old guy_ 7/1/2004 12:09:38 AM

you forgot the god in god this sucks ass

prickly_pear_ 7/1/2004 1:16:54 PM

kse and boys night out both suck

alcoholic_ 7/1/2004 8:02:20 PM

dude, i could write some reviews.

deadGRAVITI_ 7/2/2004 11:32:27 PM

Reviews here are only marginally bad. They're worse at stereokiller.com.

carlsballs_ 7/3/2004 2:13:10 AM

the shitty reviews come from sicrecords.net! those dudes can suckadck.

twodegreesbelow_ 7/8/2004 3:23:48 PM

the only reviews i ever read were the fan reviews. they are the most accurate.