BlogJune 24, 2004 11:24 AM ET

playing dress-up

I've got to give an important presentation in an hour. I'm prepared, I suppose, but still reluctant. The worst thing about this is the fact that I had to wear a tie, something I do about twice a year. I'm not into dressing professionally. I'm a slob. Sadly, I had an outfit picked out last night (insert girl joke here) which didn't fit the bill when I actually put it on this morning. The problem, and I'm being honest here, is that I'm well-endowed, and that "it" was somewhat visible within the particular pants I had chosen. So of course I had to promote the back-up pants.

Anyway, everyone knows I never dress nicely, so everywhere I go in this office, everyone has to comment - "Ooooooooh, look at you!"... "Alex, I'll assume you're going to a funeral?"... "Alex, you are electric."... "Hey man, you look out of your element."

Tomorrow I'm going to wear jams to compensate. The people around here are going to want me.


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a_non_a_mouse_ 6/24/2004 10:17:19 AM

won't your huge cack hang from the bottom of your jams?

OwNeDbyHaRDcore_ 6/24/2004 11:13:11 AM

You can get some slacks with the velcro on the sides, so some hot chick can rip them off in a broom closet with relatively no problem

bernie_ 6/24/2004 11:52:40 AM

wearing a tie isn't bad

ese_bauber_ 6/24/2004 2:06:31 PM

I like my tie.

erwhuntle_ 6/24/2004 2:11:59 PM

lonk of huge boner plz?

leach_ 6/24/2004 6:01:49 PM

i've seen bigger.

no_cool_names_left_ 6/25/2004 12:32:02 AM

two comments: 1) A man looks his best in a well tailored suit. Veritas. 2) Can I suck your penis?

jesuschristsuperstar_ 6/25/2004 8:30:10 AM

this guy's got a super sucessful, cashcow of a website AND a huge cucumber??? *SWOONS*

Robert Paulson_ 6/25/2004 6:49:26 PM

Yea, I suppose it would....