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Todd Jones travelled back in time 200,000 years specifically to invent music
Yawwwwn, overhyped turd. This isn't even the best grind album this year
Nails - metal for Hxc that know nothing about metal
Todd Jones is so meta he will never be one of them.
Todd Jones taught Jeff Hanneman how to play guitar solos. Many years later, Todd manifested himself as a spider to bite Hanneman and regain his powers. He then gave Jeff the final beer that triggered his cirrhosis into killing him, thus closing the circle and ensuring that Todd finally ascend to planar form as the One True God Of Metal.
Todd Jones is the greatest thing since sliced bread, which he himself invented by sawing his riffs through a loaf of bread.
It hits hard. It's fast. It's good but honestly I just don't get why this is being called ALBUM OF THE YEAR and garnering so much attention. HXC/Metal fans consider themselves to be above such petty things as "hype" but this band/album is a perfect example that they need to be told what to like and will jump on any hype-train and ride it till something else comes along. I'm sure it will go down as a classic but I get bored listening to it.
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This review sucks dcks
I personally love the clean singing parts.
this is like if napalm death tried to write the worst album of their career
I can't even hear the riffs!!!! Like for real the mix is all crazy on this album. Literally sounds like the guitarist could be playing any variation of some drop tuning mediocre grid core. The bass is just non existent and there's too much distortion on the drums and vocals. Sounds like shit!! Do yourself a favor and listen to Dropdead instead....
Untalented garbage "musicians" releasing a garbage album. Hey LG, find someone to do the reviews that isn't a complete f*cking idiot with no brain or head or ears attached to the head that they don't have. User reviews show how truly awful this album really is.
...more like DOOK Henderson
everything on this album is so muddy and all bleeds together its really just loud as fck guitars with the gain all the way up and fast drumming. nothing but pure racket if you ask me.
you little kids are hilarious.
this is ok, but this band is not nearly as good as people say. and this whole 'you will never be one of us' crap just reeks of the cool kid club that the hardcore and metal scenes usually turn out to be despite all the bs about the 'scene' being a place for misfits. more like a place for try hards.
I'll stick to Entombed and Nasum.
I'll probably eventually check them out.
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks the mix is off. If you turn the bass settings on your stereo to zero you can sort of make out the riffs. It just way too smashed sounding and I usually really like Kurt's production.
this band is hipster hardcore trash
"Probably their best", "arguably their best" State an actual opinion and quit being mealy-mouthed.
you will never be one of us is my favorite track right now.
i like Nails.. but i always thought it took a lot from PHOBIA.. check out the album Cruel
I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. You know? - george carlin
I would die a happy man is 1998 Candice sat on my face #wcw
Faigs! You are all just mad that you will never be one of them, or one of us, or one of one. Try listening to this on a stereo that costs more than $15 earbuds, because on my Onkyo TX-NR1030 with the Infinity speakers this shit sounds like a war. Bass like a tank, riffs like machine guns, and drums like... well really loud drums. Step up your stereo game f*cks and get real. PAID FOR BY NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS
Todd Jones transformed himself as the skin on his ol' ladies face and the guy left the juice from my tool clinging to his cheek.
This album will go down as a classic. Not only because it's almost flawless, but because it kicked of the whole Bizarro Grain revival.