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f*ck that shiz, you ain't gittin' dolla one frum us!
first post, haven't listened yet, funny review
listened to it in its entireity the other night. this is a really f*cking good album, and nick didn't write that bad of a review.
Did anybody see Luke's (from sleep terror) myspace bulletin about this lol He's so bitter
About f*cking time they put a worthy record together!
Nice review... This album is a great example of what good songwriting can do for a death metal band...
great tunes to listen to while i suck dck and swallow loads of c-m
Fun review, nice to see something different
oh, imagine that, a sucker reviewer giving this trite bullshit. i noticed you used the word "guru" as well. when you inevitably get aids, or if you have it, enjoy it. give it to shatima as well also. im trind
well, i just might have to give this a listen.
Pretty f*cking good album. The last track is great.
Terrible band. We've turned down playing with these guys many times because their singer is a dck
Been meaning to give this album a spin. Good review.
I agree with Nick in a review. My life is over! This is a solid CD and so far the best of the year by far (yes the year is still young).
Amazing album and a great review. But not one negative comment and only an 8? Psh.
People should finally stop shitting on cattle after this. Yet another AMAZING album. This is f*cking flawless and super inventive. Awesome guest spots from Ross Sewage and Dino from dystopia/asunder and of course Jarboe. I can't say enough praise about this album. Its f*cking brutal, technical and creative. Cattle never disappoints.
Guys, guys, let's not forget that this band sucks.
no, actually i dont suck dck, but this album does! what happened to this band. KarmaBloodyKarma was amazing
im so gonna get this record. i loved the review too. great band!
im kidding, this album is great! im the one who sucks dck. come along dwayne, shove your chocolate lovestick in me!
Give us a real review next time. - All of Lambgoat
sorry, but I'm not gonna get jocked into liking shit bands. this album is terrible
i will however, jock a black c-ck into my little, tight pants wearing butthole.
holy shit im so f*ckin gay... i need c-m asap
this was without a doubt the gayest f*cking review I have ever read. Good album though
something original? on lambgoat? I thought I died after reading that. great review. great cd.
I can't wait till dwayne comes over and f*cks my ass
"this was without a doubt the gayest f*cking review I have ever read. Good album though posted by yourfather () on 1/23/2009 12:01:51 PM" f*cking crybabies. Nick actually writes a good, original review and you shit on it. Best review I've ever read on lambgoat with the most accurate score. Good job Nick.
i did a f*ck ton of heroin with the singer of this band a few years ago. we shared the same needle and i aint even kidding. gays.
No one gives a f*ck you stupid name dropping junkie.
im totally gay and so is this cd. i like emmure only
great review. i 'll have to check this out. Never really been fond, but review was interesting enough for me to check it out.
who wants a dck massage? and by dck massage i mean a favor.
I WANT A dck MASSAGE C'MERE GIRLPANTS KID! (cantfakethatisuckdck)
mmm dwayne i love that big chocolate stick grinding all in my mouth.
IMMA FILL DAT gay MOUF UP BITCH *explodes in cantfakethepunk mouth*
LOL! Hilarious f*cking review. Kudos, Nick, for the continued entertainment...
i dunno who decides to get on here and pretend to be my girly little self. i love emmure and love to drink dwayne's stuff. i also love when people on lambgoat f*ck my mother, she is a total whore. id f*ck her myself but i just love love love dck and balls and cant get enough of choking on a long 12 inch shaft. i like shit porn.i hope to get into gay porn one day. i also like to get my tiny nuts stepped on, by anyone. f*ck my ass boyz!
SHUT DA f*ck UP AND RIDE MY CHOCOLATE LUV STIK YOU LITTLE BETCH
god damnit Dwayne. what have i told you! get you're f*cking ass back here. leave him alone. i want you all to myself tonight. stick you're 12 inch special all up in my mouth
NAH NIGGA, DWAYNE AIN'T HELD DOWN BY NOBODY, DWAYNE A FREE NIGGA AND HE f*ck WUT HE PLEASEZ
If this is what they're heading towards in the future then f*cking hell yes gimmie more.
at one point the vocals sound like shredder's mutant snapping turtle from Ninja Turtles 2
on the first track in the background vocals, it sounds like hes going TRIIIIIIIIIICK OR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
i saw the singer of this band do a huge line of coke off a boa constrictor and then sodomise a fat girl while eating a arbys beef and cheddar
i really didn't like this album much when i heard it. karma was wayyy better.
an amazing album. I have been listening to them since To Serve Man was released, and this has been my favorite so far... However, this is the 3rd review that I have read talking about David McGraw on the album..he is their drummer but he is not on the album, it's Zach Ohren. Shit