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Mastodon Blood Mountain


01. Wolf Is Loose 02. Crystal Skull 03. Sleeping Giant 04. Capillarian Crest 05. Circle of Cysquatch 06. Bladecatcher 07. Colony of Birchmen 08. Hunters of the Sky 09. Hand of Stone 10. This Mortal Soil 11. Siberian Divide 12. Pendulous Skin
2006 Warner Bros. Records
Our score 6

by Cory
10/9/2006

Mastodon may very well be the most important band in metal today. It's definitely what most critics would have us believe and it seems to be what the band themselves believe these days. I can't think of any other way to account for the kind of self-indulgence that plagues this record from beginning to end. Apparently they're even taking lessons in indulgence from album guests Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age), Cedric Bixler-Zavala (The Mars Volta) and Scott Kelly (Neurosis). From front to back, Mastodon's latest, Blood Mountain, is an alternating display of talent and ego and this time around, the band's lack of restraint and vocal juggling have sunk what could have otherwise been a great record. Since Mastodon themselves apparently have no interest in revisiting their most metal days of Remission and Lifesblood, it doesn't make much sense to compare this latest phase to that one. Instead, I'd rather focus on this record itself as well as the growth exhibited and unfortunate departures from 2004's Leviathan. With that album's release, Mastodon stepped out from under the extreme metal veil to reinvent themselves as a more rock-oriented act. With Blood Mountain, they've embraced prog in all its bloated glory and found a way to make it work on occassion. The opener "The Wolf Is Loose" might start off uncharacteristically thrashy for Mastodon, but once the cleaner vocals kick in, you get an idea of where the album might be going. The track is one of a few personal highlights for me personally, but feels almost like a copout in terms of the rest of the disc, something to placate the metal fans. A neat little bit of drumming kicks off "Crystal Skull" which features guest vocals from Neurosis' Scott Kelly. It's definitely got some decent riffing but at the end of the day, this song kinda just sounds like Mastodon ripping themselves off. It's a rehash of "Blood and Thunder" in a handful of ways and it doesn't really work here the way it did on Leviathan. "Sleeping Giant" is the beginning of the experimental side of things that dominates the rest of the album. Loads of clean guitar playing riffs that could've been lifted from Rush or Yes wind their way around until the song finally gets going after two minutes. They just won't let the songs get any amount of momentum though and after a couple of lines, the song dies down again. The vocal line also lacks any significant variation and the track just becomes a bore before it can really grab you. It even has some godawful spoken word bits. "Capillarian Crest" features some of the disc's most intricate riffing, which might be a bonus for some, but the song's obsession with its own technicality just becomes too much. Mastodon don't seem to care at all about writing a song so much as they do about cramming as many riffs, fills and parts into five minutes as possible. There's just a lot of bits and pieces without anything to hold them all together. Is it impressive to listen to at times Yes. Does it make a good record Hardly. This particular track also features the band's attempt to rip Mike Patton's vocal stylings. The vocal inconsistency is definitely one of Mastodon's biggest flaws at the moment. Every time someone sings on this record, it's a different voice and a different style. I know vocals have never been the band's strong point, but if they found a way to create a stronger vocal presence, it might keep these songs from falling off the deep end. The opening riff of "Circle of Cysquatch" (and in fact, most of the song) was one of the few moments that actually felt like the metal band that held so much promise five years ago. This is just a fun track that flows well and actually works right up until it hits a brick wall and a robot starts singing. Every time I heard this song, I seriously dug it right up to that point. The overdone vocal effect kicks in and the end of the song slows down and falls apart too. "Bladecatcher" should be entered into a contest for "Most Obnoxious Song of the Millenium," with its sissified intro riffs giving way to jarbled crap that sounds like the Tazmanian Devil being raped by a theremin. Then Bill Kelliher plays his scales for a while before the whole nightmare starts over again. If this is your idea of amazing music, I pity you. One of the few times that the whole new rock aesthetic works for Mastodon is during "Colony of the Birchmen" when Josh Homme guests and reminds us all what Neil Fallon's guest appearance on Leviathan did: Mastodon have no vocal identity. The song's not bad at all, but there's just no identifiable character to the vocals that makes them unique, interesting or even likable. The hooks of this track make it one of the more memorable songs on Blood Mountain, but once it ends, it's pretty much all downhill. Strip away the drumming and amped-up aggression and "Hunters of the Sky" is just a mediocre rock song posing as metal. "Hand of Stone" starts promisingly enough but slowly begins under its own weight. There's just too much happening to be cohesive and the metal chugging in the track's final seconds can't save it. The disc's last three tracks "This Mortal Soil," "Siberian Divide" and "Pendelous Skin" are among the most experimental and are honestly the point at which I would urge anyone still listening to press "stop." "This Mortal Soil" sounds like anything and everything from Faith No More to Dredg to Rush to Black Sabbath. It's a shitty genre-bender that drags on forever before a stock Mastodon riff at the three and a half minute mark sweeps in and tries to tie it all together. "Siberian Divide" brings back the crappy prog verse to heavy chorus motif that they established early on but this time with even more disatrous results as the riffs just beome, for the first time on Blood Mountain, basic. "Pendelous Skin" is the album-closing psychedelic ballad from hell. It's an intriguing departure for Mastodon, but it ends up as more of a failed experiment than a gutsy risk. One of the few areas in which Mastodon have been consistently impressive is the quality of their albums unrelated to music. The production on this disc is fantastic, as usual and the artwork is beautifully handled yet again. If only their music were as consistent, they'd be the saviours of metal that most major media outlets would have you think they are. One final note: The disc's "hidden track" manages to top even the most annoying portions of the record itself, presenting the listener with a faux fan letter from Josh Homme concerning his contributions to the record. Don't even bother fast-forwarding through the 17 minutes of dead space to get to it. It's not worth it. Bottom Line: I'm not prepared to write off Mastodon completely, but Blood Mountain is just lacking in the songwriting and vocals department. I understand that Mastodon's individual members are immensely talented but it has become increasingly rare that their talents all work together at the same points. This is the kind of album that only a musician could truly appreciate, both because of its musicianship and because of its lack of appeal to anyone looking for anything else in their music. Are Mastodon one of the most talented metal bands in the world Almost definitely. Does Blood Mountain showcase that talent in a digestable or even enjoyable way Rarely.

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Drew_ 9/19/2006 3:17:53 PM

good album.


john_doe_ 10/9/2006 2:25:20 PM

i'd give this at least a 7/10.


scotty_ 10/9/2006 2:26:09 PM

i applaud you cory. *appauds*


CuntSnot_ 10/9/2006 2:30:06 PM

quite possibly the most over-rated band in a long time... rubbish 2/10


yeah right..._ 10/9/2006 2:30:24 PM

give it to even this website for jumping on the bandwago of not giving bands more credit as they get bigger. I know the gays on this website are f*cking retarded and do shit like that but I expected better from the website people.


cracked_ 10/9/2006 2:31:15 PM

This review is not very objective - it's not secret that Cory doesn't like Mastodon. I think someone else should have done this review. This album deserves at least a 7 or 8.


din_ 10/9/2006 2:37:07 PM

This is the kind of album that only a musician could truly appreciate, too bad Cory isn't a musician.


scandy_ 10/9/2006 2:37:54 PM

i predict 70 comments


fuck you cory_ 10/9/2006 2:37:58 PM

your a peace of shit and you have no idea what you say most of the time you think you are so smart but truthfullay you were dropped on yourhead as a child grow up you dont know anything and your life is a complete waste MASTODAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111


alex_ 10/9/2006 2:38:44 PM

i would have given it a 5/10


XOmeletX_ 10/9/2006 2:38:47 PM

Good review, overrated shit band


Joe Mastodon_ 10/9/2006 2:40:22 PM

OOOH, you don't like our music! boo f*cking hoo. Cry me a river fanboy. We have more talent in our little finger than you do in your whole body. What band do you play for tough guy? huh? probably some bull shit in flames rifoff. gays.


vegans_taste_good_ 10/9/2006 2:41:55 PM

i hate when people say "oh its not cool to like mastodon anymore" or somthing. this record f*cking blows compared to their previous stuff. get over it. wahh wahhh someone disagrees with me. wahh wahhh


fuck your shit band faggo_ 10/9/2006 2:42:40 PM

hey joe does ihatepickingusernames have a saggy vjayjay? she said you and your band mates each blew a few loads in her


Fucktard_ 10/9/2006 2:44:31 PM

Good album. Far from perfect but way better than a 6.


dingle_berry_ 10/9/2006 2:59:18 PM

too much "push-mosh" for cory. What a c-ck wrangler. This guy hasn't written one good review.


phobophile_ 10/9/2006 3:01:50 PM

good review. i agree that "bladecatcher" is a f*cking terrible song. they experimented with some really absurd shit on this album and most of the time they fall flat on their faces.


Coldchain_ 10/9/2006 3:06:14 PM

This review made me want to listen to this album, cheers! :D


din_ 10/9/2006 3:07:45 PM

i haven't even listened to it yet, but Cory is a boner


totalpandemonium_ 10/9/2006 3:17:48 PM

too mastodon, no care ever. also, tlnr.


scarlito_ 10/9/2006 3:34:18 PM

Solid review Cory, but it does come off very biased. While I would agree it's not a classic album in any regard, I would say it's an enjoyable listen compared to most stuff coming out right now.


djc666_ 10/9/2006 3:40:15 PM

This is one of the best albums of the year in my opinion


hotaction_ 10/9/2006 3:49:17 PM

um..i felt the same way at first. but then i got stoned, gave it another chance and now i cant stop listening. i love the multiple vocal styles and there are some really great riffs. definitely deserves a 7 at least.


XPoopX_ 10/9/2006 3:50:29 PM

This review is pretty spot on. By the third song, I am trying to find something else to listen to. The only time I've made it through the album from start to finish is when I had the volume barely audible.


wolfpack_ 10/9/2006 3:53:44 PM

a 6..dude just give up on reviewing shit please...a 6 haha...you will be the only reviewer in the world who would give this a 6


Cory_ 10/9/2006 3:59:06 PM

You laugh at me because I rate different I laugh at them cuz all rate the same.


Nowonmai_ 10/9/2006 3:59:55 PM

Amen. Haha. Maybe I just love progressive shit too much but after Leviathan I was expecting the band to take this kind of turn. Quit kicking yourselves and knocking this stuff and go listen to your moshcore.


godless_ 10/9/2006 4:05:23 PM

"The track is one of a few personal highlights for me personally"... LOL


bolognapony_ 10/9/2006 4:07:32 PM

I completely agree with your take on Capillarian Crest.


Cainam_ 10/9/2006 4:08:02 PM

Funny, I don't agree with about 90% of the review. Personally, this is one of my favorite albums of the year till now and YES I've been listening to Mastodon for about 4 years now. Remission was brilliant, Leviathan was great but not as good as Remission, and Blood Mountain put them right on track imo.


Greg_ 10/9/2006 4:08:11 PM

I agree with most of this review though I would have given it perhaps a 7. Two of my differing points of view include- 1. the reference that 'Crystal Skull' comes off like 'Blood and Thunder'. I don't hear that really... however, if you were to say it comes off as more of an 'Iron Tusk' type of song with the single note riffing and being a little heavier than its surrounding songs, then I would agree. However, I must admit I like 'Crystal Skull' more than both aforementioned songs. I do agree t


wolfpack_ 10/9/2006 4:08:40 PM

haha let see terrorizer reviews or lambgoats...hmm tuff call..quit reviewing you f*cking moron


gnarly_charlie_ 10/9/2006 4:11:57 PM

" "This Mortal Soil" sounds like anything and everything from Faith No More to Dredg to Rush to Black Sabbath. It's a shitty genre-bender that drags on forever before a stock Mastodon riff at the three and a half minute mark sweeps in and tries to tie it all together" <-- this dude obviously hates progressive music. Honestly, who would let a set your goals fan review a mastodon album? Total douche nozzle. LOL @ considering him as a source for reliable music criticism


cryptic_slaughter_ 10/9/2006 4:54:03 PM

I agree with this review. mastodon't


darthdeathstar_ 10/9/2006 5:03:24 PM

hahah, why does lg let corey review anything anymore? Every review he's ever done has failed, he has no taste in music, I would rather read what a block of wood has to say about records then this piece of shit.


caucasian_deathmask_ 10/9/2006 5:05:24 PM

great band, great cd, shit review, gay reviewer


jon_ 10/9/2006 5:26:17 PM

first off, the songwriting on this album is hands-down, the best theyve ever had, so the comment that this album lacks in songwriting is pure garbage. Secondly, the vocals on this album are more experimental and varied, and do not retain the one-dimensional screams of "remission" and "lifesblood"....and to some extent "leviathan". this is the most varied their vocal work has been and damn good if you ask me...just listen to "colony of birchmen" with josh homme on it. lastly, to call "this mor


Mike_ 10/9/2006 5:37:36 PM

I hope this prog old school jam rock trend dies REALLY SOON.


GrindTylerCore_ 10/9/2006 5:40:08 PM

Lifesblood = Potential Remission = Potential Realized Leviathan = Perfection Blood Mountain = Slight step back, but still good. You have some valid complaints. I hate the vocal effects on the two tracks you mentioned. Sometimes they do veer off into strange directions that I wish they hadn't but the bulk of what is going on is still very good.


dante_ 10/9/2006 5:51:06 PM

i knew this was a cory review right away. youre allowed to have opinions, cory, but you cant keep subverting them by being an idiot.


xdaretoscreamx_ 10/9/2006 6:48:32 PM

thumbs up Cory. I can only agree with you on this one. You just forgot to mention that they're ripping Converge riffs at few occasions. I still like mastodon but this album bums me the f*ck out.


drewcifer_ 10/9/2006 6:50:38 PM

i just listened to this album for the first time in full today. it's impressive on a musicianship level but i do think that its kind of a weak effort altogether. i'd say in terms of a mastodon album it's definitely a 6/10 but in terms of anything else, probably a 7. maybe even an 8.


yeah d00d_ 10/9/2006 6:53:17 PM

Attn: Cory WOW you are an idiot. Do the rest of the music community a favor and never do a single album review. Smoke weed!


ripper_ 10/9/2006 6:59:12 PM

Cory, smoke weed, then write a real review. Untill that time, quit writing worthless reviews. Yer ghey


xCERVIXDESTROYERx_ 10/9/2006 7:05:39 PM

jerk-ff review from a jerk-off who said that Reign In Blood was Slayer's best album. blah blah bliggidy blah. smoke another rock.


ripper_ 10/9/2006 7:24:23 PM

Cory, smoke weed, then write a real review. Untill that time, quit writing worthless reviews. Yer ghey


vcreationv_ 10/9/2006 7:38:35 PM

so many words...so much bullshit. this album is great. 8/10. cory thinks the new blood brothers is one of the best records of the year lol...so ya....nuff said


Deadlow_ 10/9/2006 7:56:09 PM

I have never felt the need to reply to any reviews here, but this guys objectivity needs to be called into question. Everyone of his points is tinged with an air of "this band sucks because they are popular," attitude. Get over yourself kid, if you were as smart as you think you are, you would writing for a real magazine and not a website.


conduit_ 10/9/2006 8:04:02 PM

Bladecatcher is indeed terrible but the first 5 songs are all great. They should have cut it down to 10 songs for a more solid release, but 6/10? This album is an 8.


upperdeckered_ 10/9/2006 8:05:21 PM

I love this album. I disagree with this review. No biggie though.


Puppies_need_discipline_ 10/9/2006 8:26:49 PM

I think Cory thrives on controversy. This album is so much better than 95% of the shit that's been released this year.


frrrrt_ 10/9/2006 8:27:19 PM

So sorry its not youth-crew hardcore or Belle and Sebastion you gay.


Mike_ 10/9/2006 8:31:02 PM

First post.


Dethroned_ 10/9/2006 9:03:47 PM

f*ck you my oppinion is right not yours! Ass!


Mariful_ 10/9/2006 9:07:19 PM

this is an amazing album. I disagree with the review, but whatever.


anonymous 10/9/2006 9:26:08 PM

this is NOT an amazing album. Overrated band.


obscure random irony_ 10/9/2006 9:50:55 PM

jaded ... jaded hard core kid ... it says i have a degree in the first line of my bio ... major label? eww ... mosh mosh mosh yawn ... only musicians like music ... only english majors read english ... gay me in my gay hole ...


fuck you cory_ 10/9/2006 10:49:14 PM

stop reviewing


meh@meh.com_ 10/9/2006 10:51:57 PM

if this cd was released on any label, major or not, it would still f*cking suck and be disappointing. you people act like a 6 is a bad review. its above average, which is actually to nice for this shitty joke of a cd. remove your mouths from their c-cks plz.k.thx. and go read somthing on pitchfork if you want to see this shit cd get praised.


smoogle_ 10/9/2006 10:59:49 PM

cory gives the new LoG an 8/10 and this a 6/10? This guy needs to remove all the tubesteak from his ears before hes allowed to review more music.


...._ 10/9/2006 11:12:29 PM

If this was the new "Achieve your dreams" cd Cory would give it a 9/10. Too bad it actually has talent


xomertax_ 10/10/2006 12:03:47 AM

You're all a bunch of babies. Get the f*ck over it


D_ 10/10/2006 12:57:38 AM

you piece of crap cory, this album is a f*cking ten you douche bag.


kingben_ 10/10/2006 1:30:01 AM

this is probably a 7, not quite a 6. been listening to it quite a bit and it takes a bunch of listens. 100% agree with the criticisms of sleeping giant, and bladecatcher. awful tracks. not as good as remission or leviathan, but definitely it is a good album.


sweetzombiejesus_ 10/10/2006 1:42:36 AM

"Am I happy Beth left me? Of course not. Am I ready to move on? Absolutely!"


g.a.i.d.s._ 10/10/2006 1:50:11 AM

Quit bitching about these f*cking reviews. Mastodon has never written a good record since their inception. I have no idea how they got so huge nor do I really care that they are. This band is so mediocre when it comes to being the "most important band in metal today." The ELO had more balls than these jerks. Nothing more than trendy music for trendy pretentious jerks.


Mixhail_ 10/10/2006 1:55:47 AM

what the f*ck? "Sleeping Giant", "This Moral Soil" and "Siberian Divide" are all kick ass songs. But i guess being epic is frowned upon. this album gets an 8. The story behind the album and the artwork just make the cd all the more interesting and make up for the 4 shit songs on here (1. Bladecatcher then "Hunters of the Sky", "Hand of Stone" and IMO "the wolf is loose). I also think that if they used "Crystal Skull" as the opening track, this album would be way better. The intros to that and


aasdflkjghoeiauwr_ 10/10/2006 2:02:18 AM

I have determined 7.5/10. Apparently I'm the only one who likes bladecatcher.. though I will say it is a very self indulgent song.. if I could do it, I totally would too. I'll agree that rambling "vocals" on the song are pretty lame though. As for the entire album... my least favorite mastodon, but still good.


anonymous 10/10/2006 10:29:07 AM

mastodon is boring...


YouGotScanned_ 10/10/2006 10:46:43 AM

Cory is an idiot. Yeah, too much variety is bad!!! Metal needs to just be METAL or it sucks!!! This is one of the ONLY metal albums worth picking up this year so far. God forbid anyone do anything interesting in that scene. Jesus.


YouGotScanned_ 10/10/2006 10:52:00 AM

oh and p.s. the reason other reviews rate this album well is because they aren't IDIOTS. They are real critics who have some intelligence and realize that this is a worthwhile innovative and important release. THAT'S WHY THEY ALL RATE THE SAME. Your review was shit, you just whined the whole time. and to Mike who said he hopes this PROG thing goes away soon, let me just say... IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN.


Mike_ 10/10/2006 10:53:38 AM

Shut up you fool, then just kill yourself.


scandy_ 10/10/2006 11:31:52 AM

my prophecy has been fulfilled


arsenio hall_ 10/10/2006 11:36:40 AM

The last 3 records have been so boring. Overrated band.


girls who run_ 10/10/2006 11:38:32 AM

cory, remember that thread you made about this album being the worst piece of shit you'd ever heard? and here you give it a 6. so why not give it a 2, or a 1?


Cory_ 10/10/2006 12:00:23 PM

75 Comments. This is hilarious.


heyigotocollege_ 10/10/2006 12:09:49 PM

I like how on one hand you knock them for not being metal enough and too "rock" and then on the other you complain that Capillarian Crest is too "tech." This coming from the guy who tried to call Bal-Sagoth as kvlt. What a chump. When you grow up you might be able to truly rearyze music, but for now you should stick to listening to your Hatebreed.


smokeoutloud_ 10/10/2006 1:03:29 PM

I told this forum back when MAST left relapse that this would not turn out well, so here we are, another talented band stepping off the ledge ..... you people sound surprised, its pathetic.


rfififijgifjg_ 10/10/2006 1:10:50 PM

its really f*ckin pathetic how so many people are getting all worked up over a cd review, I think a lot of you need to find better things to do with your time than crying like a bitch because someone has a different opinion than you.


anonymous 10/10/2006 1:21:21 PM

Corey knows this review doesn't matter, everyone's already decided whether or not they like this album, so he's decided to go out in a blaze of sour grapes. He's probably a terrible monday morning quarterback too.


Attention Grabber_ 10/10/2006 1:43:57 PM

*grabs cory*


mojotfb_ 10/10/2006 2:02:19 PM

I haven't disagreed with a LG review this much in a while. You jerk.


Chase_ 10/10/2006 4:36:59 PM

Horrible review.. 9/10 for me, miles better than Leviathan, yet not good as Remission. Leviathan strayed into radio friendly tunes a bit, and turned me away. However there is nothing radio friendly about Blood Mountain and it's a much more technical and experimental album. I love the clean vocals and the guest appearance by Josh on track 7, almost a flawless victory.


anonymous 10/10/2006 5:30:19 PM

i'll second that. blood mountain owns.


TheWood_ 10/10/2006 7:10:11 PM

Another solid release from these guys. "Bladecatcher" is fun to watch them play live.


Hellaween_ 10/10/2006 7:27:06 PM

Great band and Great album. Cory is a f*cking gay.


techsick_ 10/10/2006 7:30:17 PM

I dug the hell out of Remission and Lifesblood, but Leviathan was hit or miss. Shitty vocals (they obviously just don't care) and too many wimpy songs that never went anywhere. Definitely had a few standout tracks... I begrudgingly bought this album and I have to say it is overindulgent shit. I get it. You guys can play your asses off. Stop wanking and write better songs.


the arby's hat_ 10/10/2006 8:06:10 PM

different is good. who esle out there is doing what mastodon is doing? nobody. the vocals are all over the place, that is one of the best aspects of this record. who wants to hear the same vocals on every song. each track has its own voice and progression is the key. they are headed in the right direction. warner bros. is actually getting in to good/different music.


zach_ 10/10/2006 8:11:38 PM

this record deserves a 10, if not higher.


arty_mcfarty_ 10/10/2006 8:23:02 PM

god cory is such a f*cking waste why do you continue to let him review albums that anyone besides 0.01% of the population might enjoy..... webby, i sense that you want your website to be successful, if so, maybe you want to have album reviewers that aren't complete retards plzktnx


Fecal Facial_ 10/11/2006 1:10:42 AM

I'm not that surprised at this rating; homeboy dogged Leviathan too.


omg_ 10/11/2006 2:12:16 AM

a 6? what a f*cking joke. Mastodon takes shits cooler than you cory.


.357_ 10/11/2006 3:35:13 AM

I get bored after the first couple of songs on this record. And it bothers me, caus I expected so much of it and instead got shit.. Every f*cking damn thing Mastodon has released prior to this album is world class, but this new one just blows. I sincerely hope the new Converge album won't fail


Dave_ 10/11/2006 11:41:12 AM

Uh-oh. Mastodon backlash times eleventy bajillion. Oh well, I liked it. It's not the sonic equivalent of the second coming of Christ like some of the reviews of this album would have you believe, but still pretty decent. I'd give it a 7.5 to an 8.


charles cure_ 10/11/2006 11:51:41 AM

this record is great. open your ears retardz. 6/10 is a joke.


oOOOooo_ 10/11/2006 11:56:00 AM

nearly 100 comments! Anyway, this is alright but their best work is remission. 6/10 I agree with.


rich_ 10/11/2006 1:50:51 PM

i'd give it a 7, it's a solid album but not worthy of the dick riding everyones been giving them for it.


CuntSnot_ 10/11/2006 3:16:24 PM

comment 99


Dave_ 10/11/2006 3:35:58 PM

100th comment, lawlz.


lolzpfffffft_ 10/11/2006 4:02:53 PM

one-hundred and first post


fvckyouyoufvckingfvck_ 10/11/2006 4:59:40 PM

remission>everything else put out by mastodon. Oh yeah. Blood Mountain can go suck a bloody c-ck. 6/10 sounds right.


Cory Is mega fag_ 10/11/2006 5:01:48 PM

well man I don't even care about this album and cory loves big floppy dicks flappin all around his shower.


Criggily K_ 10/11/2006 6:03:55 PM

Go away, Cory. You shouldn't be doing metal reviews. This is metal and you are putting an emphasis on vocals! Apparently you don't get it.


chrisd_ 10/11/2006 6:50:32 PM

jesus christ you people are a bunch of f*cking whiners. you know what i do when i like an album and i see it gets a bad review? i go enjoy the album and don't care.


seppuku_ 10/11/2006 10:44:53 PM

Cory you are an idiot. 9/10


jeff_ 10/11/2006 11:49:18 PM

i've always enjoyed mastodon, never been the most enormious fan ever but i think they're very talented but this album feels a little contrived. It's like all the hype around them from hot topic got to their heads.


revspin_ 10/12/2006 5:17:13 AM

so basically, cory used 1000+ words to say that he is butthurt about mastadon not sounding like remission anymore.


clock_watch_ 10/12/2006 5:49:33 PM

id almsot say darkest hour is more talented


Fur_Beach_ 10/12/2006 9:50:18 PM

LOUD NOISES!


ebola_ 10/14/2006 8:38:14 AM

Ummmm...I disagree with this review completely. I think Blood Mountain deftly combines the fury of Remission with the technicality of Leviathan. ebola


Cory_ 10/14/2006 11:57:10 AM

HOLY SHIT. STOP THE PRESSES. Somebody disagrees with my review of Blood Mountain. I must just be wrong. I'll rewrite the whole thing to include everyone else's opinion but my own and then we'll repost it. Hey, how about from now on we just put up an album's name and then build the review entirely out of user comments! That'd be a great f*cking idea if I did any of this to please the few dozen people that can never wrap their heads around the fact that people have different tastes and opinions.


glenstein_ 10/15/2006 5:32:04 PM

HOLY SHIT. STOP THE PRESSES. A reviewer at Lambgoat's offers us all a trite and hollow defense about how we all want to suppress their opinion as if it has nothing to do with his shitty reivew. Seriously, you had to go all Pitchfork on us and knocks an incredible album from a solid band. Because, hey, it would be all predictable and normal to like it, and apparently there is something wrong with widespread consensus that a band is actually good. Get over yourself.


glenstein_ 10/15/2006 5:48:04 PM

*knock whatever


snails_ 10/18/2006 1:52:23 PM

too long no read too mastodon no care


chwabbles_ 10/18/2006 7:35:59 PM

total crap


Nick_ 10/20/2006 3:20:59 PM

whoever did this review is a gay.


f28r06a42n12k_ 10/21/2006 7:01:12 AM

This wasn't a review, it was just Cory talking shit on the entire cd.


death_ 11/10/2006 11:11:50 PM

your a f*cking idiot this cd smokes all the way through one of there smoothest and polished discs ever a definite best so far this year


Frank_ 11/20/2006 10:28:07 AM

Mastodons best shit was their 9 song demo, but that was back in 2000. The world should of already ended by now...


Corey_ 11/27/2006 7:55:44 AM

Anyone who gives Blood Mountain a 6 out of 10 deserves to be shot in the knees. Pompous jerk, lets see you play an instrument.


dirk_ 12/6/2006 10:35:51 PM

I see a few people do not know much about music so I will not even take their opinions into account, nor the reviewers, who cannot play an instrument. Very good band, very good album. You can see some of their very early work in here but they have expanded and created another amazing album. I would give it no less than an 8/10, just on sheer ability to play their instruments.


anonymous 12/8/2006 9:39:41 PM

The Mastodon Fan They've probably got a beard, they listen to mastadon, pelican, isis, other shitty bands named after animals, used to be into HC, bought the new slayer album (DUDE IT'S SO GOOD!!!) and have a band they tell you is influenced by slayer, but probably sounds like converge meets The Sword... definetly bought The Sword lp, like every Boris record, think Bathory is funny, have a "record collection" made up of releases on deathwish inc, southern lord, hydra head, and level plane, and


fgsgfdgfds_ 1/31/2007 5:07:21 PM

dwep


Electrickle_ 2/20/2007 5:13:01 PM

This is indeed their best album, I can understand why people don't like Mastodon, but to say this band sucks is beyond ignorant. Very few bands posess their kind of talent, and courage to give people something new. If they wanted to, they could have put out run of the mill thrash or metalcore album, and probably would have received praise for it. Mastodon is just Mastodon, take it or leave it, but don't expect them to start wearing girl pants, and play mosh breakdowns every 3 minutes. 10/10 for


Doug_ 8/16/2008 9:11:46 AM

I think this is an amazing album, 6/10 is a pathetic rating, and i disagree with almost all of this review, I'd say one of the best albums of 2006 easily


Tony W._ 9/16/2008 1:50:14 AM

This album put every other album, released that same year, to shame. Hands down.